About Me

Inventory

1. mystical bottle of kombucha

This mystical bottle of kombucha has existed for millenium mixing water from the heart ice caps of pluto with the natural bacteria of the stars. The bottle is an emagulmation of all that combins the cosmic essence of the universe, distilled into one tiny bottle. When someone drinks from the bottle, their mind is open to everything that has, is, and will be. They see as far as the light has traveled from sol into the greatest expanses of cosmic exploration. It is rumored that this bottle of kombucha is actually the catalyst for the big bang, creating life itself. Kombucha is the origin of the universe, and it's bane, and also extremely good for your internal microbial ecosystem in your gut.

2. a bag of dice

This bag of dice… is just a bag of dice. Nothing strange about it. However, this is used to decide one’s fate for the day. Roll a d20 and see how your day is going to go, whether good or bad: it is up to the roll of the dice for fate’s blessing or curse. Also, they are a fantastic tool for playing dnd with your friends.

3. a shard of amethyst